BLACKBIRD Vs. CAPED SUZETTE by Tyler Roper
STORY CONTEST WINNER #2

Caped Suzette: white leotard and tights, sky blue trunks, short apron worn as skirt, white chef's hat. Accessories like wooden spoons, wire whisk stuck into apron pockets. Short white cape, not even to waist. Ever see the old Filmation batman cartoon with Simon the Pie Man? This is his female equivalent.

1. CAPED SUZETTE STANDING NEAR A TABLE, LOOKING WITH GLEE AT THE MONEY SPREAD BEFORE HER. What's this? Caped Suzette, the Crime Queen of Cookery, gleefully gloats over her ill-gotten gains!

2. CS RUNS FINGERS THROUGH THE MONEY, ECSTATIC LOOK. "All this lovely dough! I should thank the bank for letting me cater their luncheon..."

3. CLOSE UP SLY LOOK ON HER FACE. "Of course, they probably are a bit steamed at my drugging their meals and cleaning out their vault!"

4. DING! AN ALARM GOES OFF - MAYBE WRITE WORD DING OVER MICROWAVE. CS LOOKS AT FRONT OF MICROWAVE OVEN AS THOUGH SHE'S LOOKING AT A MONITOR. "Wha? The intruder alarm!"

5. SHOT OF BB SNEAKING IN CAUTIOUSLY. The laugh is on you, Caped Suzette! Goddam City's curvaceous crimefighter Blackbird has tracked you down!"

6. CS LOOKING AT MICROWAVE MONITOR. IF YOU WANT PUT IN PICTURE OF BB "So! Blackbird has found my hideaway! Wait ‘til she sees what I've cooked up!

6.5 BB CAUTIOUSLY SNEAKING AROUND Blackbird confidently moves in - she knows that Caped Suzette is no match for her strength and agility!

7. BB STILL CAUTIOUSLY UP AGAINST THE WALL, SNEAKING IN. "No telling what that half-baked harlot is up to!"

8. BB NOW STANDING AWAY FROM WALL, POSED FOR ACTION OFF TO THE RIGHT. SHE'S SNIFFING SOMETHING. A familiar smell wafts toward our heroine! "Vanilla extract! I'd know her perfume anywhere!"

9. CS IS SNEAKING UP ON BB, HOLDING A SACK OF FLOUR, GRINNING WITH GLEE. BB IS LOOKING OFF STAGE, TO OUR RIGHT, AND SHE IS POISED FOR ACTION, FISTS CLENCHED, READY TO LEAP IN THERE! Blackbird creeps toward the villainess' kitchy kitchen, unaware that Suzette is sneaking up behind her!

10. CS HOLDING SACK OF FLOUR OVER HER HEAD, READY TO BRING IT DOWN ON HEROINE'S SKULL HEROINE LOOKS CONFIDENT. "She hasn't even any powers! I'll have this sneaky chef bagged in no time!"

11. CS BRINGS SACK OF FLOUR DOWN ON HEROINE'S HEAD. HEROINE IS STUMBLING FORWARD, BAG IS BREAKING, SENDING CLOUDS OF FLOUR INTO AIR. MIGHT HAVE TO SCORE THE BAG TO MAKE SURE IT BREAKS. "Speaking of bags," Suzette laughs, "Try some FLOUR POWER, baby!"

12. HEROINE STUMBLES FORWARD, HER MOUTH OPEN IN PAIN. CLOSE UP SHOT FROM FRONT AS SHE GOES AAAGH. "Aaaaagh!"

13. BB DROPS TO ONE KNEE, LOOKING BACK AT WHO HIT HER, ONE HAND ON HER HEAD AND THE OTHER FIST CLENCHED, ANGRY AND HURT. "Unnh! It'll take more... than that... to defeat ME... you bread-baking bimbo!"

14. BB IS HALF STANDING TURNED TOWARD CS. BB LOOKS STUNNED AS S IS NOW HOLDING UP A SKILLET (SHE PULLED IT OUT OF NOWHERE). CS IS LAUGHING GLEEFULLY, POINTING TO THE SKILLET. "I quite agree!" the chef chortles.

15. CS BRINGS TWO HANDED SMASH, SKILLET HITS BB RIGHT IN THE FACE. HEROINE'S HANDS SPLAYED OUT. HER FACE IS COVERED BY SKILLET. CS REALLY LEANS INTO IT. "It takes something like THIS!" BLANNNNNNG!

16. CLOSE UP OF BLACKBIRD ROLLING EYES BACK INTO HEAD. "Oooohhhhh..."

17. CS HOLDS SKILLET LIKE BASEBALL BAT, WINDING UP, STANDING IN BACK OF HEROINE. HEROINE IS ON KNEES, ARMS HANGING DOWN, HEAD LOLLED TO SIDE, DESPERATELY TRYING TO STAY CONSCIOUS. Stunned, the curvaceous heroine drops to her knees, as the giddy gourmet draws back the skillet!

18. CS BRINGS SKILLET AGAINST BACK OF BLACKBIRD'S HEAD, KNOCKING HER OUT! KATHUD "Have an extra helping, honey! Hee hee!" Bonnnnnngggg!

19. BB'S FACE HITS THE FLOOR! Blackbird moans and tumbles forward, face first into the floor!

20. BB IS FLAT OUT ON THE GROUND, ARMS BEHIND HER, FACE SO CHIN IS ON GROUND AND WE SEE HER KO'D. BUTT IS UP IN THE AIR, KNEES UNDER HER. SUZETTE HAS ONE LEG UP, HER SHOE PLANTED ON HEROINE'S BUTT, HER HANDS ON HER HIPS. "Hee hee! Blackbird's going 'tweet tweet tweet'!"

21. BAD GIRL HOLDS BLACKBIRD BY THE ANKLES, LIFTING THEM UP AND SPREADING THEM, AS SHE DRAWS BACK HER FOOT TO GIVE HER A WICKED PUNT. WE SEE THIS THREE QUARTERS VIEW, FRONT. HEROINE'S FACE STILL IS OUT. VILLAINESS GRINS. Suzette grabs the helpless heroine by the ankles. "Now for the piece de resistance..."

22. SAME THING, VIEW AS CS SEES IT - CROTCH SHOT. "Ooh, you really should be AWAKE for this!"

23. SAME AS 21, ABOVE, ONLY SUZETTE IS GIVING OUR HEROINE AN AWFUL PUNT IN THE CUNT. THE GOOD GIRL'S FANNY IS KNOCKED A LITTLE HIGHER THAN IN 21 BY THE BLOW. Whump! Caped Suzette gives Bluebird a punt in the cunt!

24. CS HAS DROPPED HEROINE'S LEGS. HEROINE LIES FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR, ARMS TOWARD BACK, LEGS SPREAD, WITH CS' FOOT ON HER SHAPELY BUTT. CS STANDS MOCKINGLY WITH HER FOOT ON HEROINE'S BUTT. "Well done, I'd say! Hee Hee!"

25. CLOSE UP ON DOWNED HEROINE. "Now, bird-babe, I'll - huh? Damn! The phone! It better not be another idiot trying to change my long distance plan!"

26. CS ON PHONE. "Oh! Red Raven! Hi. Yes, yes, I heard. Ooh, nothing much - just knocking out Blackbird... yes, really!"

27. BB IS WAKING UP. WE DON'T SEE CS BECAUSE SHE'S OVER OFFSTAGE... "Uh, huh - black tights..." While Caped Suzette chats with her fellow villainess, she loses track of time...

28. BB PUSHES HERSELF UP OFF FLOOR. Giving the battered Blackbird time to wake up!

29. BB HOLDS HER CROTCH AND MAKES FACE OF ANGUISH. "Oooh... crotch... aching! She must have hit me... when I was out!"

30. BB CREEPS TOWARD CS, WHO IS STILL TALKING ON PHONE OFFSCREEN. HEROINE LOOKS DETERMINED. "NO one takes Blackbird that easily - especially with such a STUPID gimmick!"

31. BB CREEPS TOWARD CS, POISED TO STRIKE, WITH CS ON PHONE LOOKING IN OTHER DIRECTION. Like a silent bird of prey, Blackbird creeps up on the creep who creamed her...

32. VIEW BB REFLECTION IN MICROWAVE OR HAVE CS LOOKING AT MICROWAVE. But unknown to our heroine, the chatty chef sees her reflected in the microwave!

33. CS TOSSING PHONE ASIDE, WHIRLING ROUND TOWARD HEROINE, HOLDING SPRAY CAN IN OUTSTRETCHED HAND. "Whoops. Gotta run, Raven - bye!"

34. CS SPRAYS OUR HEROINE IN THE FACE WITH SPRAY. CAN USE LYSOL OR AIRFRESH TO GET EFFECT, OR COMPUTER. With stunning speed, the villainess sprays our heroine right in the face! "Aaaggggh!"

35. HEROINE HAS ONE HAND OVER HER EYES, HEAD TILTED DOWNWARD, KNEES TILTED IN, OTHER HAND OUTSTRETCHED. "Aaah! My eyes!"

36. VILLAINESS TURNS TO RUN, GRINNING. "Pepper spray, dearie! Have to dash! Bye!"

37. HEROINE RUBS EYES, SHOUTING. "Come back here, you - you - ohhh, when I get my hands on you!"

38. HEROINE RUNNING , ANGRY. "Make a fool of me, will she? I'll teach her to mess with Blackbird!"

39. HEROINE RUNS RIGHT UP TO CS. CS HOLDS WHIPPED CREAM PIE IN HER HAND, REARED BACK AS IF SHE IS GOING TO PITCH IT. HER OTHER HAND IS EXTENDED A BIT TOWARD HEROINE, HER FIST CLENCHED. HEROINE LOOKS SURPRISED. But the curvy crimefighter, blinded by her anger, suddenly discovers the bad girl hasn't run away, but is waiting for her!

40. CS PUSHES PIE INTO HEROINE'S FACE! Splat!

41. PIE FACED HEROINE. STANDING THERE WIPING PIE FROM FACE. "I don't BELIEVE this! You think you can stop Blackbird with a... with a..."

42. HEROINE STAGGERS, MOUTH OPEN. The gorgeous crimefighter's head begins to swim. "Wh-what... did you DO...?"

43. VILLAINESS STANDS, HANDS ON HIPS, GRINNING, ENJOYING HEROINE HELPLESS. "That whipped cream has an extra ingredient - my own personal touch! Chloroform! Ha ha haaaaa!"

44. HEROINE STAGGERS, HOLDING HEAD. SHE IS ARCHED FORWARD A BIT, GROGGY. Blackbird staggers, the room begins to spin....

45. VILLAINESS LOOKS IMPATIENT. LOOKS AT WATCH AND TAPS FOOT. HEROINE IS STUMBLING AROUND. Caped Suzette is getting mighty impatient. "Hmm, looks like I need to add another cup to the recipe."

46. CLOSE UP ON GRINNING VILLAINESS SHRUGGING. "OH well."

47. CS THROWS WICKED PUNCH INTO THE GROGGY GOODGIRLS GUT. The sinister chef throws a wicked punch into the groggy good girl's gut! "Guess I'll have to finish you the old fashioned way!"

48. CS THROWS UPPERCUT TO HEROINE'S TITS (POSSIBLY KNOCKING ONE RIGHT OUT OF HER TIGHTS!) "Hah! The mighty Blackbird! You are such a creampuff!" "oooogh!"

49. CS KNEES OUR HEROINE IN THE STOMACH. WE SEE FROM BEHIND, BUTT SHOT. "I have the recipe for your destruction!"

50. CS STANDS BB UP WITH AN UPPERCUT. HEROINE'S CHIN TOWARD CEILING AS VILLAINESS' FIST HAS GONE BY, EXTENDED, LEANING INTO IT! "First I serve you a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!"

51. CS HAS BOTH FISTS COMING IN FROM EACH SIDE, SMOOSHING HEROINE'S BOOBS TOGETHER. MAYBE A CLOSE UP. "Then, I make a DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE!"

52. CLOSE UP OF ABOVE, WITH HEROINE'S EYES BULGING AND MOUTH IN CIRCLE "ooooouuugh!"

53. BLACKBIRD IS BARELY STANDING. SHE IS ALL BUT FINISHED. ARMS ARE LIMP AT SIDES, LEGS SPREAD, BENT. CHEF IS DRAWING BACK HAND IN ARC, TO DELIVER BIG UPPERCUT. "And even though you didn't finish your vegetables, young lady..."

54. KAPOW! PUNCH IN JAW SMASHES HEROINE. "I'm giving you your JUST DESSERTS!"

55. BB LANDS DRAPED BACKWARD OVER SERVING CART (USE CARDTABLE AS ALTERNATIVE). THINK CART LIKE HOTELS USE TO WHEEL OUT MEALS (OR TABLE). HER ARMS AND LEGS AND HEAD ARE HANGING OFF TABLE. SHE'S KNOCKED OUT, COMPLETELY. BOTH BOOBS MAY NOW BE OUT OF HER SUIT. LONG LOVING LOOK AT HELPLESS HEROINE. Blackbird is completely knocked out!

56. CS USES ROLLING PIN, LEANS FORWARD ON IT, ROLLING PINNING BB'S LOVELY TITS! "Let's soften up those cute tits, shall we?"

57. DITTO, CLOSER. Caped Suzette uses her rolling pin to flatten the crimefighting cutie’s curves!

58. CS SPRAYS REDDIWIP ON ONE OF HEROINE'S TITS IN BIG MOUND. The villainess chuckles as she covers one of Blackbird's battered breasts in whipped topping!

59. CS DOES THE SAME TO OTHER TIT. "Hee hee. You're really whipped, babe!"

59a. CS POURS CHOCOLATE SYRUP ON THE HEROINE'S TITS. "Everybody likes chocolate! Hee hee!"

59b. CS POURS SYRUP ALL OVER THE FINISHED FEMME. The unconscious coed is coated in sticky chocolate.

60. CS PUTS CHERRIES ON TOP OF TITS. "Doo dum de dum dum. Mustn't forget to top off with a cherry!"

61. CS WHEELS HEROINE ON CART, OR GLOATS OVER HER ON CARD TABLE. "There! A lucious heroine sundae! And guess what I'm catering tonight?

62. CLOSER UP GLOATING, PERHAPS PURSING HANDS, GRINNING, HAPPY. "The Policeman's Ball! Guess who's going to be dessert?"

63. CS LAUGHS AS WE SEE CLOSE UP OF HEROINE. SHE'S HELPLESS. "A faceful of chloroform-cream pie ought to keep you sleepy bye until then! Heee heee!"

64. CLOSE UP ON HEROINE. Blackbird lies limply on the sinister chef's serving cart, beaten and unconscious. Won't the cops be surprised tonight?